Maria Bashevis is going through her dad’s old papers when she discovers the deed to a creepy old house. Imagine her surprise when she discovers a bunch of undead monsters squatting there! These monsters, however, have no interest in drinking blood or eating brains. They much prefer pizza rolls and green soda. Follow the zany adventures of these creepy misfits as Maria learns that just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t get a life.

In this volume, the Skeleton Crew must put up with a new member from the Valley (of the Dead), a vengeful vampire in an 8-bit castle, and Zomboy's ex with an axe to grind.